I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Crewneck

HOW TO ORDER

Select your preferred style – Available in whatever fits your vibe – T-shirt, Crewneck, Everyday Hoodie, or Heavyweight Hoodie. Choose your color, size, and quantity, then complete checkout. Each piece is made to order just for you.

PRODUCT DETAILS

T-SHIRT – 4.2 oz lightweight cotton, soft and breathable, unisex fit.
CREWNECK – 8 oz midweight fleece, soft interior, classic fit.
EVERYDAY HOODIE- 8 oz midweight fleece, cozy for daily wear.
HEAVYWEIGHT HOODIE – 10 oz thick fleece, structured and warm.

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

Production time: 5-7 business days.
Local Pickup: You’ll get an email when it’s ready (SE Calgary).
Shipping: Delivered within 2-5 business days after production.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
– Wash inside-out
– Wash in cold water with similar colors using gentle cycle
– Tumble dry low or hang-dry
– Do not use bleach
– Do not iron directly on the design
– Do not dry clean

Please note: Mockups are for visual reference only. For the most accurate garment color and fit, refer to the sizing charts and color swatches provided.

REFUNDS & EXCHANGES
No refunds or exchanges (custom-made), but contact me if you have any issues – I’m happy to help!